Trump Holds Emergency Press Conference To Share New Bomb Ass Goya Bean Burritos Recipe With The World

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WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump decided to call an emergency press conference on Wednesday in order to share a bomb ass Goya bean burritos recipe that he found on Pinterest.

Goya beans, love them! Love all their products really, wonderful products and huge company too, big profits! The burritos we made with their fantastic beans were incredible. Delicious…absolutely good. Best burritos ever. Huge burritos. Massive. • President Donald Trump