SOMEWHERE IN OHIO — 4′ 7″ Wake Forest University basketball player Jimmy Roberts is fed up with taller players ramming their crotches into his face. It’s a hard reality.
It’s really tough to play a full game. Every time I make a pivot move, I’m jacked in the face by another player’s dong. It really throws off my whole focus on the game, not because I like getting dongs in the face, but because I can’t see where I’m going when there is a crotch all up in my grill. • Jimmy Roberts