Move over masks, because shitting your pants is the newest social distancing recommendation put forth by the CDC that Americans just can’t get enough of. Shitting your pants pretty much guarantees that you will remain six plus feet apart from others.
When you shit your pants, you are basically telling people to stay the fuck away. Shitting your pants is actually a wonderful way to keep yourself and others safe from the Covid-19 virus and help stop the spread. Masks are so May 2020, it’s almost August 2020 – so change is imminent. • Dr. Roland Chase – CDC Medical Advisor
