Playing Nickelback Songs Around Your House Plants Will Kill Them

by Bavocado

It’s a known scientific fact that plants respond in various ways to different types of music. Plants absolutely love jazz, soul, Reggae, funk and upbeat music. They even enjoy rock music. Well, some rock music. In a recent paper published by the Cornell University herbalist department, research has concluded that playing music by the band Nickelback around your house plants, will ultimately fucking kill them.