Painting An American Flag On The Side Of Your Barn Deemed The Most American Thing You Can Possibly Do

After a nationwide poll, it appears that painting an American flag on the side of your barn is the most American thing you could possibly ever do.

When people ask me why I painted a 20 foot x 20 foot American flag on my barn, I tell them ‘because I’m the most American – American out there, that’s why’. If I see a barn without a big ass American flag painted on it, I know right then and there that the whoever owns that barn probably loves another country more than the United States of America. • Kent Brockway