Politics

President Joe Biden Confuses ‘Stimulus’ With ‘Stimulate’ In Recent Interview

July 21, 2021

by Bavocado July 21, 2021

“I Totally Forgot Melania Has COVID-19 Too, I Should Get Her A Card Or Something” – President Donald Trump

October 6, 2020

by Bavocado October 6, 2020

Melania Trump Reacts To Finding Out She’s Been Digging In An Empty Goldmine For 15-Years

September 30, 2020

by Bavocado September 30, 2020

Donald Trump and Joe Biden Battle It Out For Third Grade Class President Title

September 30, 2020

by Bavocado September 30, 2020

Trump Calls All Americans ‘Losers’ For Paying Federal Income Tax

September 28, 2020

by Bavocado September 28, 2020

Trump And Pence To Harness Their Passion For Disney During Upcoming 2020 White House Halloween Party

August 18, 2020

by Bavocado August 18, 2020

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Local

12-Year-Old Boy Buys Ferrari With Profits From Cocaine Stand

July 21, 2021

by Bavocado July 21, 2021

Escaped Tiger With Large Rap Sheet May Be Wearing A Disguise And Using An Alias, Texas Authorities Warn

May 12, 2021

by Bavocado May 12, 2021

Teenage Skateboarding Gang Taunts St. Louis Man, Calling Him A “Candy Corn Bitch”

October 6, 2020

by Bavocado October 6, 2020

Family Dog Packs Up And Begins Journey To Canada Day After Watching Presidential Debates

September 30, 2020

by Bavocado September 30, 2020

Restaurant Servers Forced To Wear ‘Cones Of Shame’ While Serving Food

September 9, 2020

by Bavocado September 9, 2020

Dude With Zero Personality Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Past Relationship Costs

August 18, 2020

by Bavocado August 18, 2020

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Entertainment

Walter White Absolutely Loving The New Walter White Snapchat Filter

May 10, 2021

by Bavocado May 10, 2021

Model Says Unibrow Has Cost Her Work. Rest Of The World Says ‘No Shit’.

September 25, 2020

by Bavocado September 25, 2020

Matt Damon Finally Admits He’s A Better Actor Than Friend, Ben Affleck

July 20, 2020

by Bavocado July 20, 2020

Hooked On Phonics CEO Offers Rapper 6ix9ine Free Speech And Grammar Lessons

July 17, 2020

by Bavocado July 17, 2020

Playing Nickelback Songs Around Your House Plants Will Kill Them

July 16, 2020

by Bavocado July 16, 2020

The “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” Guy Now Believes It’s 100% Butter

July 2, 2020

by Bavocado July 2, 2020

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Sports

Gym Buff Warns Others Against Using Steroids Purchased On Wish.com

August 18, 2020

by Bavocado August 18, 2020

Coach Of Youth Basketball Team Seriously Regretting Uniform Design Decision

July 23, 2020

by Bavocado July 23, 2020

Short Basketball Player Sick Of Tall Players Ramming Their Crotches Into His Face

July 16, 2020

by Bavocado July 16, 2020

PGA Makes Decision To Use Multi Colored Golf Balls Celebrating Diversity

July 16, 2020

by Bavocado July 16, 2020

Footballs Throughout The NFL Are Feeling Deflated As Tom Brady Moves To Florida

July 3, 2020

by Bavocado July 3, 2020

Dude Does Push Ups On Water – Your Move Jesus.

July 1, 2020

by Bavocado July 1, 2020

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Life

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Just Mere Moments After Getting Railed

May 10, 2021

by Bavocado May 10, 2021

Angry Woman Fed Up With Boyfriend For Not Making Eye Contact While Making Sweet Love

September 9, 2020

by Bavocado September 9, 2020

Stock Photos Clearly Show Women Have No Clue How To Drink Water From A Bottle

August 12, 2020

by Bavocado August 12, 2020

NyQuil Releases New Product ‘YearQuil Hybernate’ Allowing You To Sleep Through The Rest Of 2020

August 10, 2020

by Bavocado August 10, 2020

New Study Reveals A Whole Bunch Of Dumb Nerd Shit

August 10, 2020

by Bavocado August 10, 2020

Couple Heats Up Love Life By Adding Sex To Relationship

August 7, 2020

by Bavocado August 7, 2020

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Animals

Cat Could Care Less About Scratching The Shit Out Of Lovable Owner

September 9, 2020

by Bavocado September 9, 2020

Cat With Tiny Face And Big Ass Body Finding It Hard To Mate

August 12, 2020

by Bavocado August 12, 2020

More And More House Cats Leaving Their Cushy Lives To Join Raccoon Families

July 27, 2020

by Bavocado July 27, 2020

Siberian Tiger That Couldn’t Stop Binge Eating During Quarantine Succumbs To Depression

July 22, 2020

by Bavocado July 22, 2020

Local Aerobics Instructor Fired For Humping Students

July 19, 2020

by Bavocado July 19, 2020

English Springer Spaniel Not Ready To Be A Stepdad

July 19, 2020

by Bavocado July 19, 2020

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