More And More Women Reportedly Only Dating Men Who Own Bed Frames

Results from a recent poll conducted by the University of Phoenix show that 76% of all women will only date a man if they own a bed frame. Thus cutting out 86% of eligible men.

63% of polled women stated that they had ended a relationship due to their partner sleeping on a mattress…on the floor.

Meanwhile, 86% of polled men stated that being dumped or not perused because they don’t own a bed frame, is complete bullshit.