Hillary Clinton Books Trip To Epstein Island To See What All The Hype Is About

EPSTEIN ISLAND, VIRGIN ISLANDS — After the whole Epstein hanging debacle and now Epstein’s former girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell getting arrested by the feds, Hillary Clinton has booked a trip to Epstein Island to see what all the hype is about.

I know my husband has ‘allegedly’ been there a few times and he ‘allegedly’ really seemed to enjoy his time there, so I figured, why not go check it out for myself and see what all the hype is about.

It’s reported Hillary booked round trip airfare to the island shortly after Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested by the FBI.

My husband and I were close to Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine, so why I never got an invite out to the island is beyond me. Bill and I have often fought about the fact he ‘allegedly’ got to go to the island without me. I figure, while I’m free, I might as well do a little travelling and check this place out myself. Bill may tag along, just so he can say ‘truthfully’ that he has been there – if it should come down to him having to testify at Ghislaine’s trial.