OZARK MOUNTAINS, MISSOURI — Despite social distancing restrictions due to COVID-19, 13-year-old Brett Rockway can be seen floating around the Lake of the Ozarks in his inflatable cruiser in search of hot chicks.
While Rockway is keeping his distance from others while cruising, he doesn’t appear to care about social distancing when encountering ‘hot chicks’.
I don’t really believe in this whole COVID-19 stuff, I mean, it’s summertime and the Ozarks are filled with hot chicks and I need to find them. When I find them, I usually just float on up to them and say ‘hey’. I don’t wear a mask either because I would look like a complete idiot wearing one. Right now I have a few prospects for summer girlfriends, but I only have a few more weeks until summers over – so I might just ride out the summer single, ya know.