LANSING, MICHIGAN — The Keto diet isn’t for everyone and that would most certainly include married couple Beth and Derek Doyon. Starving and fresh off a failed attempt at dominating the Keto diet, the Doyon’s welcomed a massive, meat filled hoagie to the family. The couple was able to have a few special moments with the hoagie, holding, caressing and snapping a few photos with it, before devouring it in psychotic fashion.