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  • Angry Grandma Shits Her Pants While Stubbornly Sitting In Local McDonald’s Ball Pit

    by Bavocado May 18, 2022
    May 18, 2022
  • 12-Year-Old Boy Buys Ferrari With Profits From Cocaine Stand

    by Bavocado July 21, 2021
    July 21, 2021
  • Escaped Tiger With Large Rap Sheet May Be Wearing A Disguise And Using An Alias, Texas Authorities Warn

    by Bavocado May 12, 2021
    May 12, 2021
  • Teenage Skateboarding Gang Taunts St. Louis Man, Calling Him A “Candy Corn Bitch”

    by Bavocado October 6, 2020
    October 6, 2020
  • Family Dog Packs Up And Begins Journey To Canada Day After Watching Presidential Debates

    by Bavocado September 30, 2020
    September 30, 2020
  • Restaurant Servers Forced To Wear ‘Cones Of Shame’ While Serving Food

    by Bavocado September 9, 2020
    September 9, 2020
  • Dude With Zero Personality Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Past Relationship Costs

    by Bavocado August 18, 2020
    August 18, 2020
  • Teen Becomes Most Popular Kid In High School After Landing Model Girlfriend

    by Bavocado August 12, 2020
    August 12, 2020
  • Couple Who Ended Keto Diet Early, Ecstatic To Welcome Massive Meat Filled Hoagie To The Family

    by Bavocado August 12, 2020
    August 12, 2020
  • Kid Wrestler Is Sick Of ‘Bitch A**’ People ‘Talking Sh*t’

    by Bavocado August 4, 2020
    August 4, 2020
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    May 26, 2022
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Editors’ Picks

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    Man With No Energy Believes He Definitely Has Coronavirus. Turns Out He’s Just A Lazy Piece Of Shit.

    July 1, 2020
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    Melania Trump Takes Donald To Chuck E. Cheese To Celebrate America Being Number One In COVID-19 Cases

    August 11, 2020
  • 3

    Gym Buff Warns Others Against Using Steroids Purchased On Wish.com

    August 18, 2020
  • 4

    Angry Woman Fed Up With Boyfriend For Not Making Eye Contact While Making Sweet Love

    September 9, 2020
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    Donald Trump and Joe Biden Battle It Out For Third Grade Class President Title

    September 30, 2020
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    You And Your Friends Have To Try And Survive Jason At This Campground In Arizona

    September 29, 2020

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  • Stock Photos Clearly Show Women Have No Clue How To Drink Water From A Bottle

    August 12, 2020
  • Mattel Introduces New Teeter Totter For Thrill Seeking Toddlers

    July 19, 2020
  • Shitting Your Pants Is The Newest Social Distancing Recommendation Put Forth By The CDC

    July 16, 2020
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