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  • Angry Woman Fed Up With Boyfriend For Not Making Eye Contact While Making Sweet Love

    by Bavocado September 9, 2020
    September 9, 2020
  • Stock Photos Clearly Show Women Have No Clue How To Drink Water From A Bottle

    by Bavocado August 12, 2020
    August 12, 2020
  • NyQuil Releases New Product ‘YearQuil Hybernate’ Allowing You To Sleep Through The Rest Of 2020

    by Bavocado August 10, 2020
    August 10, 2020
  • New Study Reveals A Whole Bunch Of Dumb Nerd Shit

    by Bavocado August 10, 2020
    August 10, 2020
  • Couple Heats Up Love Life By Adding Sex To Relationship

    by Bavocado August 7, 2020
    August 7, 2020
  • 5G Towers Said To Give COVID-19 To Humans, Causing People To Emit Their Own WiFi Signal

    by Bavocado August 4, 2020
    August 4, 2020
  • New Technical Term ‘Dick Titties’ To Be Used By Medical Professionals To Replace Less Descriptive Term ‘Balls’

    by Bavocado August 4, 2020
    August 4, 2020
  • More And More Women Reportedly Only Dating Men Who Own Bed Frames

    by Bavocado August 4, 2020
    August 4, 2020
  • COVID-19 Not Stopping Teen From Cruising Lake In Search Of Hot Chicks

    by Bavocado July 28, 2020
    July 28, 2020
  • On The Day You Become A Grandma, A Crystal Candy Dish Full Of These Appears And Never Runs Out

    by Bavocado July 23, 2020
    July 23, 2020
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Recent Posts

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Editors’ Picks

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    Man With No Energy Believes He Definitely Has Coronavirus. Turns Out He’s Just A Lazy Piece Of Shit.

    July 1, 2020
  • 2

    Melania Trump Takes Donald To Chuck E. Cheese To Celebrate America Being Number One In COVID-19 Cases

    August 11, 2020
  • 3

    Gym Buff Warns Others Against Using Steroids Purchased On Wish.com

    August 18, 2020
  • 4

    Donald Trump and Joe Biden Battle It Out For Third Grade Class President Title

    September 30, 2020
  • 5

    You And Your Friends Have To Try And Survive Jason At This Campground In Arizona

    September 29, 2020
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    Angry Woman Fed Up With Boyfriend For Not Making Eye Contact While Making Sweet Love

    September 9, 2020

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  • Stock Photos Clearly Show Women Have No Clue How To Drink Water From A Bottle

    August 12, 2020
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    July 19, 2020
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    July 16, 2020
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