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About Bored Avocado

by Bavocado May 21, 2015

The Bored Avocado is one of the best online resources for awesome and entertaining news ever.

Established in 1986, The Bored Avocado employs over 600 super cool employees and roughly 100 not so cool employees.

The Bored Avocado has over 1 billion readers from all walks of life, even the Amish dig our content. The Bored Avocado was also the first news source to report live from the moon. So that was pretty cool.

The Bored Avocado is available online for free – forever. We will never charge you to read one of our awesome articles. If someone is trying to sell you an article from The Bored Avocado – call the authorities and or tell them to fuck off.

We like most people. We often, proudly dabble in the underground fur trade and strongly dislike scientists.

We appreciate you. Love one another.

Now go read something other than this ‘about’ section. Seriously — so lame.

 

 

**for those without a sense of humor. We are a satire news agency.

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